The Anth Zone

It’s been a popular trend of the blogosphere to lead an assault on President George W. Bush’s lack of intelligence since his accession into the United States’ highest office. Today’s episodes were hysterical nonetheless an embarrassment to the United States’ general populous. Let’s point out the comedy of errors George W. Bush performed at the Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation summit in Sydney, Australia today:

• President Bush thanked Australian Prime Minister for hosting the OPEC summit.
• The Comedian in Chief tried to ease himself out of embarrassing moment for America by correcting himself and then going onto say he hopes that Australia will invite him to the OPEC Summit.
• Then he thanked the Austrians for their tremendous support in Iraq nor were they present at the APEC summit since they aren’t an Asia-Pacific nation.

I am pretty sure most of my readers can pinpoint the errors that the ‘Comedian-in-Chief’ made in his speech. To make it lengthy, I’m going to explain to the not-so-brilliant Conservative or Republican supporter who clearly doesn’t grasp the reality that their renowned and ‘respected’ icon is a complete moron:

1. President Bush meant to say APEC.
2. Australia nor the United States of America are apart of Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries (OPEC) therefore Australia cannot extend an invitation to the United States to attend their next get-together BBQ in Tehran.
3. The Austrians haven’t deployed any of their troops to Iraq nor have they expressed doing so. They see the illegality behind the war occurring there and mostly places blame on the United States for Iraqi shortcomings. The ‘Comedian-in-Chief’ of course meant the Australians who have active 638 troops currently deployed in the war torn state. They initially sent in 2,000 troops to assist in the invasion.

Clearly the dim wad has done it again.